FML - Fark My Life

So today is my first day of my Year 4 Semester 1 of  my degree. What a "SPLENDID" day it was I must say.

This post will have a lot of F word, so please excuse me.

First of all. the day started out pretty normal., I went to class, sat in the lecture hall, bored myself almost to death. Nothing out of the unusual.

But then, today I had to hand in my Industrial Training report, which I'm really proud of because I only used less than 2 days to finish it up, which in other words, my report sucks.

So the rest of my coursemates headed out to have their report printed and binded. Leaving me alone, nothing out of the usual bout that too. So I had to look for my adviser and hand in the report to him.

So this is when the whole FML moments of my day began.

You see, last semester, which is like 4 months ago, every floor of the office, 3-5th floor, had a desk counter at the sight of the door. It was something like a reception counter. I didn't know which floor my adviser was in, so I went looking starting from the 3rd floor and made my way up to the 5th floor.

Then as I was about done at the 5th floor (I have yet to find the darn adviser's location), there was this desk clerk who acknowledged my presence. This was how the conversation went.

Her: Eh you looking for lecturer? Which lecturer u looking for? (Very annoyed tone)

Me: Ermmm... Is Dr. Nicolo desk located on this floor?

Her: I don't know. You shouldn't come here and look. Go downstairs and call the lecturer. You cannot come in here one. Where can come in here and look? (Very pissed off and annoyed and rude tone)

Me: Downstairs? Which floor? (Confused tone)

Her: 1st floor. Go there and look. You cannot come in here one. You are not allowed to come in here! (Can't-wait-to-get rid-of-me tone)

Me: Orh. (in mind thinking, Fark you bitch!)

Okay, the conversation may seem very civilized to you but it was the F-ing way around. She was rude and really really rude. I left the office feeling so F-ing pissed off that I wanted to head back there and give her a piece of my mind on the spot, but I was kinda rushing to hand in my report and also I didn't want to make a scene out of it.

Let me further explain why am I so F-ing pissed off.

#1: I Haven't been in the uni for like what? 4 months? I was having my industrial training, how the F in the world I would know that UTAR changed their system??!!! Couldn't she be at least more helpful and less rude?

#2: What if I was a first year student? A freshman. Even more how the F would I know that UTAR had such system??? What sort of impression is she giving me? That UTAR is a F-ing useless academic institute where they hire F-ing rude people with the slightest clue of what common courtesy is about?

I understand that she might be busy with her work, and that she might be under some stress at the moment, or she has been explaining to thousands of students about the same thing (which I highly doubt so coz I have friends who amazingly knows her for her ill mannered attitude). Even with all those circumstances, I seriously don't think it could be an excuse for being rude to me. Am I not a human being who have my self respect? Am I not deserving of the most common respect???

Fark you bitch - was all I had in my mind for the pass one hour. I was so bloody damn pissed off and I actually ponder on the thought of going back to the office to give her a piece of my mind. But I didn't. Not that I'm afraid, but I just didn't wanna make a scene in the office. But here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna write in a letter to UTAR to complaint about her (which I don't think UTAR would even bother about it).

Anyway, then I headed to the 1st floor just like the FML bitch who told me to do so. I had the 2nd FML moment of the day. F F F! The F-ing place to register/call the lecturer is located on Ground floor, not 1st floor. Fark you. Why the F can't people differentiate between 1st floor and Ground floor. WTF!

So I went down to Ground floor to check out this so called new system which we had to page the lecturer via computer, something like leaving a msg through the msn for someone. And serious FML and WTF moment again. I saw one huge crowd of students, and as I walked closer towards them, I saw something so "wonderful". ONLY 1 F-ING COMPUTER AVAILABLE!!! F F F!!! Can you imagine UTAR actually only set up 1 F-ing computer for students to page their lecturer??? I know UTAR has been cutting cost lately but this is outrages. 1 F-ing computer? What? UTAR only have like 3 students in the whole campus izzit? WTF!

Then nvm lor, crowd in together with the other students lor. Then my 4th FML moment of the day happened again. I saw this person whom I seriously despised and have no respect for and would rather die 100 ft away than to be even in the same room with that person. ARGH!!!! FML! FML! FML!

Then in the end, my advisor was not available. Heck, he wasn't even online. WTF! So I left my report to my friend and went home. I usually have to walk this long distance of road from the campus to the main road (highway) and cross over to the other side to take a taxi back home.

As I was walking out, I saw this taxi coming in to the road. So I put out my arms to hold the taxi. I was standing in the middle between the guard house and the main road, while a few boys (boys as in juniors like freshmen or maybe year 2 students) were at the guard house. FML moment happened again. They saw that I reached out for the taxi but they put out their arms to call for it still. Fark their lives. People nowadays have no common courtesy at all. When the taxi pulled over to drop the current passengers, the boys actually walked over to the taxi and pretended as if I didn't exist. How could anyone not see my F-ing fat arms and thick legs???!!! FML and Fark their lives!

The taxi didn't pick them up in the end, didn't pick me up either. WTF. Then I continued to cross over the main road to get a taxi. Guess what? The boys followed too. And when I saw a taxi and reach out for it, they did the same thing too until one of the boy told his friend that they should let me take the taxi first since I WAS HERE FIRST!!! Fark their lives except for the boy who had common courtesy.

I've lost count of what number of FML moment is this but here comes the next one. As the taxi pulled over and somehow the car behind had to make an emergency break, causing the car further behind to bang into the car behind the taxi. I got up the taxi and left.

Scenario: Black car bangged into Silver car coz of taxi.

Then the taxi driver drove me mad and I had another FML moment. Here's how the conversation went.

Taxi: The Green car bangged the Silver car but he drove off.

Me: ??? No la, it was the Black car who bangged the Silver car. (Points at both car which pulled over at the side of the road.)

Taxi: No no, it was the Green car.

Me: No, it is the Black that bangged into the Silver. I saw it.

Taxi: Oh you saw it ar?

Me: Ya la, I saw the whole process from the moment they hit the emergency break, the skitting and the bangging.

Taxi: Green one la. The Silver car driver tried to stop the Green car but it drove off.

Me: No la, the Black one. See, the car plate number also fell off edi coz it bangged the Silver car.

Taxi: No la, not the Black one, Green one. The Black one not yet register JPJ one, so no car plate number.

Me: No la, Black one.

Taxi: continues mumbling bout how he is right and that the Green car hit and run, then insisted that the Black car did not register with JPJ yet so no car plate number etc.

Me: ......... (whatever la, FML moment)

Geezzzzz... What's wrong with the driver. I saw the whole process with my own eyes. And WTF is he talking bout the Green car??? The green car was just a by passer car. WTF him don't feel bad at all one, since he was the cause of the whole accident. Then WTF is it about the Black car not yet register with JPJ so no car plate number??? No car plate number can simply drive around on the road one meh??? Then only in front no car plate but behind got one la izzit??? Then the car plate that fell on to the floor upon the accident whose one ar??? JPJ accidentally left it there one???

WTF FML WTF FML.

I wish I can have as many orgasm in one week as I did for FML moments in the past 3 hours of today.