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Thursday, July 09, 2009

Virtual dating anyone?

Virtual dating. I guess everyone know what's that huh? Meeting up and casually getting together for a wonderful date over the internet without really meeting up in person. So some virtual dates ends well, and people decide to meet up and get together in person and the rest will be history.

So what about not meeting up at all, and keeping the dates virtual? I mean, it would be a virtual relationship. It's not really a bad idea if you ask me. I was in my lecture class for Economics Analysis and Decision Making (wtf would you believe this is the first time I know the full name of the subject after taking it for 6weeks now?), and I was thinking bout how it would be for couples who never meet.

Here's what I came up with during my lecture class (mind you, I did pay attention in class k?).
  • You can save tons on dinner and lunch dates and other unnecessary stuff you spend on in an actual date.
  • You don't have to travel to meet up with your partner/ don't need to be your gf's driver as well. WTF!
  • You won't be arguing that much with your partner because the time you guys have with each other is so little that you'll cherish every minute of opportunity.
  • You still get gifts from each other on special occasions via mail, but you don't need to pretend that you're happy with the gift when you're actually not. (good for those with bad acting skills)
  • You can photoshop your own pictures even if you're not a nice looking person. That way, personality comes first (even though it's called cheating, it's still a valid point k!!!).
  • If you get horny, simple, phone sex or cyber sex or exchange sexy photos or self porno or whichever way you prefer.

The best 2 points:
  • Even if you break up in the end, you won't lose a thing. I mean, you won't even get the opportunity to get physical/intimate with your partner. (win-win situation for a girl, lose-lose situation for a guy)
  • You can have an actual partner and a virtual partner, that way, you can argue and get physical/intimate all you want with the actual partner, and then leave the pure understanding/supportive spirit and relaxed moments with the virtual partner.

Come to think of it, I may be opening a vacancy for a virtual bf soon, just like the BF vacancy which I posted last year. XDXD And this time, I don't mind if it's a girl!!! WTF!

31 comments:

Agnes said...

any special requirements? :D...

am i a suitable candidate :D

JunJun-Riko said...

agnes:
haha.. no requirements geh... we ngam hor.. never meet, far apart sumore.. wakakakaka...

[nD] a.k.a Andy said...

=.=" ...swt dou...

Chili Crab said...

I like the idea of virtual dating!!! Get me one!!! Lol. Wtf.

JunJun-Riko said...

Andy:
hahaha... swt what... =.=

Chili Crab:
LOL... nice leh this idea.. hahahah.. when I get one then only i get one for u la.. now busy looking one for myself. XDXD

oNI1 said...

may i..?

best wishes,
bunjun

Cnigel said...

u sounds like very pro edi wo...i mean in this VD thing

JunJun-Riko said...

bunjun:
hahaha... see how first la. XDXD

Cnigel:
lol.. bullshit geng jek ma.. talk crap only. XD

BernardC said...

too bad i can't be your date but i can introduce someone whom had been looking for date too these days - Tze Lih

yenniedoll said...

JJR, why you so good timing one? Tze Lih was searching for a GF for the past few days.

RoNey said...

An open oppotunity for me. Hahahaha....

Philip Foon Weng Lian said...

wow..JJR, this post made me speechless...lol

Serge Norguard said...

where do i sign up? LOL

Isaac Wong said...

This is pretty interesting. No requirements? Haha.

JunJun-Riko said...

Bernard:
lol.. u wanna be my date i also don want u lor.. u belong to yennie geh.. hahaha...

Yennie:
lol.. i know.. i was there when tze lih looking for a gf, but i don want him. XDXD

Roney:
hahaha.... knot la.. later ppl say i cheat u wor since u younger than me...

Philip Foon:
don speak then.. hahaha...

Serge Norguard:
lol... wait i set up the sign up booth first. XDXD wtf

Issac Wong:
hahaha.... No requirements la since everyone can fake their own requirements coz i'll never know it's real or false. XDXD

wayeyoung said...

Bad idea? lol!

Alvin Lim said...

JJR - send u a resume tomorrow via msn :)

Chris Thoo said...

Zha dou.......O.o

Ashleyteng said...

that sounds a bit like having two bf at once wor.. might accidentally inculcated flowery heart xD

u don't mind girl?! OMG... JJR don't scare me @.@

kenwooi.com said...

still thinking about relationships? lol.. k la i know its for fun! =P

happy searching for virtual Best Friend (BF) ! =D

kenwooi.com

永恒の星 said...

see u hv not bad punya response wor..haha..gud luck la..u want try me also can ..LOL

CWKen said...

virtual date = sien lol

cyber/phone sex sounds err lame to me. Exchaging self-porno photos is what lead to myriads of cases we read in newspaper lol

but I liek the saving money part :p

Kevin Chan said...

HAHAHA! Yeah, guess the saving money part is mighty true!

But sometimes you just can't size up another person unless you spend enough time with him/her in person.

JunJun-Riko said...

wayeyoung:
why???????????????

Alvin Lim:
okok.. waiting for your resume. LOL.

Chris Thoo:
u known me for so long edi still feel zha dou meh??? XD

Ashleyteng:
hahaha... I don't mind. XDXD what he doesn't know won't hurt him and me. wtf...!! LOL.. joking one la sayang~

kenwooi:
still you know me best... =)

永恒の星:
hahaha.. ok la.. i try u one day.... XDXD like buying clothes only, got trying session one. XDXD

CWKen:
hahaha... I BET YOU WOULD LIKE THE SAVING MONEY part. hahahaha... Which guy doesn't?

Kevin Chan:
hahaha... this kind of virtual dating, mostly just for fun lor... If really serious, sure will wanna meet up one. human nature to wanna get physical, we're animals. wtf!! hahahaha...

RoNey said...

I dun think u would do that to me right? Hahaha...

keNtzai said...

hahahaha..jun jun can i apply??!!

~ALSY~ said...

Lol, you have a point there...
But still... isn't it dangerous?

Shin Chan said...

Girl! i just finish my sport and now i sweat again after reading this post! -.-'''

jc said...

Seems rather desperate...

JunJun-Riko said...

Roney:
haha.. very hard to say de lor.. XD

keNtzai:
hahaha... want meh??? later all ur other virtual gf complain u din acc them wor. XD

~ALSY~:
ya quite dangerous, but then even in actual relationship also quite dangerous one lor... still got peopl get cheated wutt...

ShinChan:
sweating is good for health lor. hahahaha...

jc:
hahaha.. of coz this is just for laughs la... joking only... XD

RoNey said...

haha.... oh noes.... Nvm i will take the risk. XD